Steven Colbert, Martin Schoeller
(Source: iraffiruse)
Do I drink to combat my hangover from the half a fifth I drink last night, or do I take a shower even though I have to take one before I go to work tomorrow?
Well, I’m not getting laid tonight in any case, so fuck the shower.
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
Bitch, you don’t even know me anymore.
